Telephones

Telephones are awesome. You can talk to people who are hundreds of miles away. I wonder how many times operators listen in to your conversations...or if they even do such a thing. I'll feel so ...watched...heard... stalked D:. Considering many things I have said on the phone. Bleh why would they do such a thing. woah..Chi what song was that? It sounded weird... yes im listening to your playlist while im writing this. Anyways now I changed it to numa numa. Which reminds me I once saw a Numa numa video of tales of symphonia. It was funny because of the way they lip synced it so perfectly. Bleh I think i have to go now. Damn the guests coming. Why do they have to come so suddenly? I just want to be here in my room playing ffr. Bleh...

So i was cleaning earlier...

So yeah my mom told me to clean the house today before she went off to work. I decided to do it as early as possible so I can leave time to game whore later. So first I cleaned the bathroom. Didn't take me much. Then I decided to vacuum the apt. I took out the vacuum and started vacuuming. When I was doing this I was thinking " wtf why isn't it all clean? D:" So then I looked at the vacuum. It didn't have the thing to where all the "dirtyness" or w/e goes too. I think to myself... "I'm such an idiot.." So basically I didn't clean anything. I had to vacuum everything again. Double the work...

Flying

Wouldn't it just be awesome to fly? I mean you can go to a bunch of places. You can go to the bermuda triangle! Unless for some freakish reason the bermuda triangle uses it's powers and makes your powers go pew pew. Ahh, that would suck. Well now that I think about it I wouldn't mind to have time travel powers either... What about teleportation? That's Hiro's power in Heroes. It must be somewhat awesome to be able to do that. I mean he can go anywhere. I would go to Rhia's house <33. Then I would go visit Chi and Alin. Oh how can I forget about alky? Well after visiting them I won't know what to do. I'll probably see if I can teleport inside some secret place in the white house that has all secret records and mess around there. But, then if their security cameras see me, they'll come looking for me because of meh powers. Blah, I can teleport so no worries. I'll just go to mexico or something. Well after escaping from the law i'll probably want to take a shower because i would have had a long day. Hmm, what would i do the next day? Blah, having those powers might get boring D: . Unless i go to the past and mess around there. Nah... I'll probably screw everything up...

HEROES!!

HOLY SHIT! HEROES STARTS TONIGHT!!! OMFG OMFG IN 55 MIN HEROES!!! I CAN'T WAIT!!!!!!!

Fruit

Alright so my friend told me to write about fruit. I have no idea what i'm going to write about. I mean should i write about the different types of fruit? Well, there's banana, apple, oranges, pineapples etc... Hmm what about smoothies? there can be strawberry banana...yum. In the mall near where i live there's a mr.smoothie and they make the best smoothies. Ah, i think i abuse their free samples sometimes... Oh how can i forgot about fruit loops? That tucan the sam sure does have a hell of a cereal. I remember eating some fruit loops with milk and ice and watching silent hill... But what about when fruit goes bad? Does that mean that fruit loops can go bad too? O_O What if i leave fruit loops and don't eat it for a long time... Will it attract those flea like things or w/e they're called just like banana attracts them? Geez, why would they make such a thing? I don't think i'll be eating fruit loops anytime soon.

Scratch Stickers

Okay, everyone should know what scratch stickers are. When we were in elementary school we used to get these all the time when we did good on a quiz or a test. Some smelled awesome like strawberries and some made you hungry like the smell of popcorn. It's funny because schools do this and yet people wonder how kids become dope addicts. In elementary school it's scratch stickers and in middle school we upgrade.... to markers and white outs. Ahh, isn't that an appealing smell? Well to some kids are. You can tell it too when they seem out of it. Then comes high school. "Don't do drugs mkay?" " Drugs are bad mkay?" . Geez adults should know by now that saying that to a teen is like telling them to do it because most turn rebellious.. Scratch stickers are bad now that I think about it. Doesn't surprise me anymore that kids start doing drugs before they hit 10 nowadays.

Desert and Talesrunner

Okay i was talking with a friend of mine and she told me to write about the desert. Specifically lizards. Then she told me to talk about talesrunner, so i thought " Why not just link them together?" Okay so everyone knows what a desert is. It's a place where sand is abundant and there is no water. Did you know that the sahara desert I believe was the supposed garden of eden? I found that strange. Anyways the few things that are in a desert are prolly corpses buried underneath tons of sand, there are scorpions, lizards and cactuses. There might be a few camels there too.. how should i know? I haven't been in a desert. God knows that I would not survive 100 degrees and higher temperature. That's what I get for being used to cold weather. Anyways as I mentioned earlier, there are lizards in the desert. In the game talesrunner, during the closed beta someone hacked a map and there was a uncle lizard map. It made me wonder...how did a lizard get from the desert all the way to some basement like place. How did they get so huge and start spewing fire from their mouths? It couldn't be godzilla because godzilla is green and these lizards were orange-ish and red-ish. Maybe it was a mad scientist who for some reason likes making amphibians grow? Or the makers of talesrunner decided they wanted to overpixelize a lizard. How would I know?